Why we need survival guides

My prediction is that anyone who has to leave their house to go to work will be hit hardest by the upcoming financial meltdown, which we're already seeing the beginning of.

You don't know this but you are sitting on information that people need to know, that you tell them on a daily basis.

Do you know how to live like a poor person?

Do you know how to make tomato soup from ketchup packets?

Do you know how to grow a garden in an apartment?

If you have security issues at your home, my recommendation for the best security system you will ever have is a chihuahua. I have two of them, and if people hate them, it’s usually because someone like their grandma or a neighbor had a little mean dog, so they hate little dogs.

I don’t care who hates my dogs. I wouldn't be here anymore without my little mean one. His name is Duckie. You don't mess with that dog. He has saved many times. I'm not scared of anything.

I'm not trying to be negative, but crime's gonna be increasing. We're all gonna be stuck at home.

There's gonna be stuff happening we've never seen before.